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Unnamed employer:
I'm sorry, Mister...

Brantley Foster:
Foster.

Unnamed employer:
I'm sorry, Mr. Foster. We need someone with experience.

Brantley Foster:
But how can I get any experience until I get a job that GIVES me experience?

Unnamed employer:
If we gave you a job just to give you experience, you'd take that experience and get a better job. Then that experience would benefit someone else.

Brantley Foster:
Yeah, but I was trained in college to handle a job like this, so in a sense I already have experience.

Unnamed employer:
What you've got is college experience, not the practical, hard-nosed business experience we're looking for. If you'd joined our training program out of high-school, you'd be qualified for this job now.

Brantley Foster:
Then why did I go to college?

Unnamed employer:
[laughs] Had fun, didn't you?