The Shakiest Gun in the West

The Shakiest Gun in the West1968

Genre: Comedy, Western
The Shakiest Gun in the West is a 1968 American comedy-western film starring Don Knotts. It was directed by Alan Rafkin and written by Jim Fritzell and Everett Greenbaum. The film is a remake of The Paleface, a 1948 movie starring Bob Hope and Jane … more »



Jesse Heywood:
[drunk] Failure, failure, failure, failure, failure, failure, failure. That's the story of my life, you know. Two things have always been my downfall - I have always been the most failure of anybody, and I'm too thin.

Saloon Girl:
[drunk] But I don't think you're too thin.

Jesse Heywood:
Ah, it's all bloat. Bloated thin failure! That's me. [waggles both of his thumbs at himself]

Saloon Girl:
I think you're wonderful. I just love a man that can't make his mark in life.

Jesse Heywood:
Uhuh Penny, uhuh Penny, she's really something, you know that? [looks at saloon girl questioningly]

Saloon Girl:
[nods affirmatively] Uhuh.

Jesse Heywood:
You know she used me. She tricked me. [tearfully] She made me think that she loved me.

Saloon Girl:
[shakes her head sympathetically] Ohhh...

Jesse Heywood:
I should have known better. [tearfully] Nobody ever loved me. Did you know I had to take my own cousin to the graduation dance?

Saloon Girl:
[shakes her head sympathetically and tearfully] Ohhhhhhhhhh...

Jesse Heywood:
I threw up on her dress.

Saloon Girl:
[slurring] You are really my kind of guy.

0.0 / 0 votes
414

Share your thoughts on this The Shakiest Gun in the West's quote with the community:

0 Comments

    Translation

    Find a translation for this quote in other languages:

    Select another language:

    • - Select -
    • 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
    • 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
    • Español (Spanish)
    • Esperanto (Esperanto)
    • 日本語 (Japanese)
    • Português (Portuguese)
    • Deutsch (German)
    • العربية (Arabic)
    • Français (French)
    • Русский (Russian)
    • ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
    • 한국어 (Korean)
    • עברית (Hebrew)
    • Gaeilge (Irish)
    • Українська (Ukrainian)
    • اردو (Urdu)
    • Magyar (Hungarian)
    • मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
    • Indonesia (Indonesian)
    • Italiano (Italian)
    • தமிழ் (Tamil)
    • Türkçe (Turkish)
    • తెలుగు (Telugu)
    • ภาษาไทย (Thai)
    • Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
    • Čeština (Czech)
    • Polski (Polish)
    • Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
    • Românește (Romanian)
    • Nederlands (Dutch)
    • Ελληνικά (Greek)
    • Latinum (Latin)
    • Svenska (Swedish)
    • Dansk (Danish)
    • Suomi (Finnish)
    • فارسی (Persian)
    • ייִדיש (Yiddish)
    • հայերեն (Armenian)
    • Norsk (Norwegian)
    • English (English)

    Quote of the Day Today's Quote | Archive

    Would you like us to send you a FREE inspiring quote delivered to your inbox daily?

    Please enter your email address:

    Citation

    Use the citation below to add this movie quote to your bibliography:

    Style:MLAChicagoAPA

    "The Shakiest Gun in the West Quotes." Quotes.net. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 22 Dec. 2024. <https://www.quotes.net/mquote/1115926>.

    Know another quote from The Shakiest Gun in the West?

    Don't let people miss on a great quote from the "The Shakiest Gun in the West" movie - add it here!

    Quiz

    Are you a quotes master?

    »
    In which movie does this quote appear: "May the Force be with you."?
    A Star Wars
    B Rocky
    C Toy Story
    D E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial