The Supermarket

The Supermarket2009



Bob:
Well it's either that or we talk about all the weapons we'd use in the zombie apocalypse.

Timmy:
Ooh, chainsaw in one hand, shotgun in the other.

Jenkins:
Oh God, not again!

Newman:
Like Beowulf, bare hands!

Pat:
[Calmly over the chaotic shouting] You guys are not thinking realistically. You need a semi-automatic rifle, and a bludgeoning tool.

Jenkins:
God, not again.

Timmy:
Chainsaw. Shotgun.

Madore:
Chainsaws don't work.

Timmy:
Shotgun. Chainsaw.

Madore:
[Angrily shouts] Chainsaws don't work! [Turns to Newman] You stop it!

Pat:
My preference? Crowbar.

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