The Three Stooges2012

Curly:
Hey, Moe! Hey, Larry! Fellas, do something!

Larry:
[nervously] Moe, Moe!

Moe:
What's the matter with y... [gasps]

Curly:
Call 411 [whimpers]

Moe:
[to Larry] Quick, help me grab sister M and M before chowderhead crushes her!

[bonks to a water retainer, Curly falls on top of her, Mary-Mengele groans]

Moe:
[to Curly] You, help out. [to Larry] You, grab that bucket, splash some water on her.

[metal from the bell hits Mary-Mengele thru the bucket]

Larry:
See? I told you there's too much iron in the water.

Moe:
Speak to me, sis. Say a few parables!

Sister Mary-Mengele:
[dizzy and hallucinating] I saved 15% on my car insurance.

Larry:
She seems fine to me.

Moe:
Come on, let's go see what Mother Superior wants.

[Sister Mary-Mengele's head hits the water retainer]

[groans]