The Three Stooges in Color2005

[Coming back from "Malice in the Palace"]

Mike:
Well, hello, and a hardy "knyuck knyuck" to you all. You know, one of the most enduring myths about The Three Stooges is that they make men wet themselves with laughter but women avoid them like the black death.

Bill:
Well, I think we can put that little truism to rest once and for all today, Mike, because with us today we have an actual Three Stooges-loving woman. Woman!

Mike:
That's right. Woman?

[Kevin enters, in drag.]

Mike:
Oh, and we forgot to mention that kevin had to go wash his back...

Bill:
Down at the gas station.

Mike:
Right.

Bill:
Woman!

Kevin:
Yes?

Mike:
Hello, woman.

Kevin:
Hi.

Bill:
How's it hanging, woman?

Kevin:
Just fine.

Mike:
So, woman...you're a big fan of the Three Stooges, right?

Kevin:
I think they're great.

Bill:
And you are a woman, right, woman? No penis on you at all?

Kevin:
No.

Mike:
Could you say that to the camera, please?

Kevin:
No penis. I have no penis.

Bill:
That's what we thought.