The Unknown Cyclist1998

[trying to come out to his mother]

Doug Stein:
Is there something you wanna ask about me?

Rachel:
Nah... No.

Doug Stein:
Let me rephrase that... I need to tell you something that...

Rachel:
[quickly] I don't wanna know.

Doug Stein:
How do you *know* that you don't wanna know?

Rachel:
Because if it's what I think it is, I don't wanna know.

Doug Stein:
Then, you know?

Rachel:
Maybe but I don't *want* to know.

Doug Stein:
So why can't I tell you?

Rachel:
Then I would *really* know. You *know* I know. So why tell me?

Doug Stein:
Because I need to know you know.

Rachel:
No. Because then I'd really know.