The Van

     

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Genre: Comedy
The Van may refer to: The Van (1977 film), a teenage comedy film by Sam Grossman The Van (novel), a novel (1991) by Roddy Doyle The Van (1996 film), a film by Stephen Frears, based on Doyle's novel "The Van", an episode of the British sitcom Oh, Do… more »


Bobby:
[after a take-out waitress praises his van] Hey, you wanna go share a joint on the waterbed?

Take-out waitress:
Waterbed? Really? I just love waterbeds.

Bobby:
It's right there in the back.

Take-out waitress:
I really don't have time for a joint. But I got some time for a... [signaling a humping motion] quickie.

Bobby:
Ah... yeah... sure.

[the take-out waitress steps out from behind the counter, making Bobby gasp upon noticing her very large buttocks on her otherwise thin body]

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