The Water Horse2007

[first lines]

Female Tourist:
What is that?

Male Tourist:
It's a famous picture of the monster. But it's fake.

Female Tourist:
How do you know it's fake? It looks real.

Old Angus:
Oh, it's fake alright.

Male Tourist:
Of course it's fake. Everyone knows that.

Old Angus:
We'd know, son. There's more to that photo than meets the eye.

Male Tourist:
Oh ho, really.

Old Angus:
Well, if you'd like to know the real truth.

Female Tourist:
Yeah, I wanna know. Come on, it'll be fun.

Old Angus:
[starts telling the story]