The Weekend2007/I

Jacob Meyers:
[to crying Benjamin] I don't mean to sound insensitive, but what kind of cruel b*tch does this in the middle of a party. Everyone's drunk. Emotions running high. She knew this was when it was gonna f*** you up the most... She's like an evil puppeteer. You are a finely crafted marionette, but she's treating you like a f***ing finger puppet, man.

Marty Charles:
[quick] You're metaphors are getting out of control.

Jacob Meyers:
That was a simile.