The Weekend2007/I

Donny:
What are you doing?

Nerd:
[scared] Ugghh... Nothing.

Donny:
You're stealing alcohol. Are you going to a party? I'm telling Mom and Dad.

Nerd:
Donny, come on. Don't.

Donny:
I'm sorry. I don't think I have a choice in the matter.

Nerd:
Why do you always have to do this to me?

Donny:
Are you going to a party?

Nerd:
Yes, now leave me alone.

Donny:
Alright, I love parties!

Nerd:
You're not going...

Donny:
Then you're not going. MOM!

Nerd:
[lowly] Alright, alright. Jesus, you're such a motherjumper!

Donny:
[smiles sinisterly]