The Windblown Hare1949

Big Bad Wolf:
[Reading his book] Hmm, says here I can't blow down a brick house.

Bugs Bunny:
[Bugs walks by singing dressed as Little Red Riding Hood] The rabbit in red/ la da da di di di/ the rabbit in red.

Big Bad Wolf:
Hey kid; who are you?

Bugs Bunny:
[Opening Wolf's book to Little Red Riding Hood] Here, Doc, read this.

Big Bad Wolf:
[Reading quickly] One day, Little Red Riding Hood, Grandma's house, Wolf ate grandma, 'my, GRandma what big ears you have'!

[Looks at watch]

Big Bad Wolf:
Holy cow! I haven't even taken care of Grandma yet!

Big Bad Wolf:
[Running into Granny's house] Alright, Grandma! Out! Get a move on! Hit the bricks, sister!

Granny:
Land's sakes, Wolfie; ain't you gonna eat me?

Big Bad Wolf:
No time for that, Granny; get moving, shake a leg.

Granny:
Can't a body even get her shawl on? Stop that, Wolf!

[Suitcase flies across the room, knocking Granny through the door]