The Witches1990

Helga:
Real witches are very cruel, and they have a highly developed sense of smell. A real witch could smell you across the street on a pitch-black night.

Luke:
She couldn't smell me. I've just had a shower.

Helga:
Oh yes, she could. The cleaner you are, the more a witch can smell you.

Luke:
That doesn't make sense.

Helga:
Oh, yes it does. A dirty child, it is the dirt she smells. A clean child, it is the child.

Luke:
Wow. I'll never have a shower again, and I'll have you for an excuse.

Helga:
Well, just not often. Only once a month is probably safe.

Luke:
So a witch could smell me right now?

Helga:
To me you smell of raspberries and cream. But to a witch, you would smell absolutely disgusting.

Luke:
What kind of disgusting?

Helga:
Like... dog's droppings.

Luke:
I don't believe it.

Helga:
You don't believe it? What's more, to a witch you would smell of FRESH dog's droppings.