Helga: Real witches are very cruel, and they have a highly developed sense of smell. A real witch could smell you across the street on a pitch-black night.Luke: She couldn't smell me. I've just had a shower.Helga: Oh yes, she could. The cleaner you are, the more a witch can smell you.Luke: That doesn't make sense.Helga: Oh, yes it does. A dirty child, it is the dirt she smells. A clean child, it is the child.Luke: Wow. I'll never have a shower again, and I'll have you for an excuse.Helga: Well, just not often. Only once a month is probably safe.Luke: So a witch could smell me right now?Helga: To me you smell of raspberries and cream. But to a witch, you would smell absolutely disgusting.Luke: What kind of disgusting?Helga: Like... dog's droppings.Luke: I don't believe it.Helga: You don't believe it? What's more, to a witch you would smell of FRESH dog's droppings.
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