The Wizard of Speed and Time1988

[Mike tries to join other film industry unions:
]

Mike:
Well it's only a dozen little animated lights...

Union Clerk #1:
No no no, you can't *move* 'em; gotta join the Grippers' Guild.

Mike:
I have to be an apprentice first?

Union Clerk #2:
For three consecutive years, but ya can't be over twenty-five years old.

Mike:
This is simple back-projection!

Union Clerk #3:
Go see Union Projectionists!

Mike:
But it's just projected to a painted matte!

Union Clerk #4:
Then also join the Painters' Guild.

Union Manager:
Get his number!

Union Clerk #5:
He doesn't have a number.

Union Manager:
Then give him a number and take it away!