The Wolves of Kromer1998

The Priest:
There are many wolves out there. Secret wolves. And their silence serves only to fuel my act.

Kester:
Well, you;re not acting for me. Let them get on with it.

The Priest:
Kester, I'm not hearing you.

Kester:
Yes, you are father, and you're being really uncool about this. I mean, where in the Bible does it say, Thou shalt not be a wolf?

The Priest:
They are sent to us by the Prince of Darkness, Kester.

Kester:
Yeah, but...

The Priest:
No, Kester! They seek to destroy that union which is sacred to the church - marriage. Marriage is the reflection of our relationship to God, and Satan has sent them to try to undermine that mystical union.

Kester:
Look, I'm frozen. I'm going home.

The Priest:
Well... well, I'll have to accompany you.

Kester:
I'll be fine. I know the way.

The Priest:
Don't be so ridiculous. I couldn't possibly...

Kester:
I'll be fine. I'll see you in church for the service tomorrow. If I see the wolves, I'll send them in your direction. That's, if they don't eat me first.

The Priest:
Kester! Damn. Why did you do this, God? You humiliated me in front of him. If he'd seen me kill just... just one, he'd respect me! Not some old fuddy-duddy. A real man, who can control the lives of others. I am that sort of man, God. I can kill wolves. I hate them! I'm not afraid of blood. I'll tear them apart with my bare hands, just you see!