The World According to Garp1982

Randy - Dog's Head Mansion:
[to Roberta] Hey you! Dildo. Is this the nut house where you're keeping my Laurel?

Roberta:
Laurel's here but we're not exactly keeping her.

Randy - Dog's Head Mansion:
Bullshit, ya big dyke.

Roberta:
I'm not a dyke. Is Laurel expecting you?

Randy - Dog's Head Mansion:
I'll kill you douchebag.

Roberta:
That's all you men understand is violence.

Randy - Dog's Head Mansion:
Now look. I know what sort of freaks hang around here. It's a big lesbian scene. [Garp walks on to porch] Ooooh, oooh, what are you the man of the house or the court eunuch. Laurel, you in there you b*tch!

Jenny Fields:
Hello.

Randy - Dog's Head Mansion:
Oh, I know who you are. My Laurel's not your type sweetie.

Jenny Fields:
Perhaps she's not your type either.

Randy - Dog's Head Mansion:
Listen, goddammit. If you don't get Laurel's ass out here I'm gonna... [Randy is knocked down by Roberta]

Laurel - Dog's Head Mansion:
Randy!

Jenny Fields:
Are you alright?

Laurel - Dog's Head Mansion:
Baby, you found me.

Randy - Dog's Head Mansion:
Oh, I don't think I can drive the f***in' car.

Laurel - Dog's Head Mansion:
That's alright. I can drive you just never let me. [to Jenny] I guess Randy needs me.

Randy - Dog's Head Mansion:
Easy! [In pain as Laurel helps him to the car]

Laurel - Dog's Head Mansion:
Sorry baby, I'm sorry.

Randy - Dog's Head Mansion:
Crazy dyke blind-sided me.