Theater of Blood1973

Hector Snipe:
You must admit that I was enthusiastic about your performance in Troilus and Cressida.

Edward Lionheart:
Oh, yes. Now that you mention it I remember you wrote some review.

Hector Snipe:
I remember it quite well. I wrote, "Edward Lionheart's Troilus and Cressida must be considered a theatrical triumph, and his own performance as Achilles unsurpassed."

Edward Lionheart:
A splendid review, Snipe, splendid. What else did you write?

Hector Snipe:
More in the same vein.

Edward Lionheart:
Let me refresh your memory. [reads] "Achilles unsurpassed. This is clearly Lionheart's own view. That actor's oft expressed desire for solitude is well documented. So he must feel ecstatic to know he is completely alone in his opinion of this lamentable production."