They Came Together2014

Joel:
[at dinner party] So, uh, Molly...

Molly:
Listen, before you ask me anymore questions from the Icebreaker Handbook, here's the 411: Upper Sweet Side NYC. Does the name ring a bell?

Joel:
Yeah. Little candy shop?

Molly:
Ding ding ding! Give the man a prize, he's a winner! What does he want Johnny? A new car! Yes, that is my store and I put my whole life into it.

Joel:
I had no idea.

Molly:
The only line you care about is the bottom line. Are you the kind of person I feel a strong connection to? Yes. Do I find you cute and funny? Yes. Could you be the guy that I fall for and live with forever? Yes, but the point is you're a corporate robot. And so it is with great pleasure that I say to you, go jump in a lake, meathead!

[chucks water in his face and storms off, everyone gasps]

Joel:
Molly. Wait, Molly!... Sh*t.

[awkward silence]

Joel:
I'll have what she's having, heh.

Bob:
...You are having what she's having. It's all the same food; the pasta and the beans and the lentils.