This Is England2006

School Bully:
Keith. Keithy. oi, oi.

[whistles]

Shaun:
Talkin' to me?

[nods]

Shaun:
What?

School Bully:
I never knew Keith Chegwin had a son.

Shaun:
Piss off.

School Bully:
What the f*** are they?

Shaun:
These, I'm wearing them for a bet, what's your excuse?

School Bully:
Cheeky Bastard. Woodstock's that way pal.

Shaun:
F*** off, at least I don't look like count Dracula.

Shaun:
You think your funny yeh?

Shaun:
yeh.

School Bully:
You think your funny you little spaz?

Shaun:
Yeh.

School Bully:
You want to hear a f***ing joke yeh?

Shaun:
Yeh, yeh go on then

School Bully:
How many people can you fit into a mini?

Shaun:
I don't f***ing know how many?

School Bully:
Three in the back, two in the front, and your f***ing dad in the ashtray.

Shaun:
You f***er!