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Daffy Duck:
[as Porky comes out of the police station] Well, how'd you make out, chum?

Porky Pig:
He l-let me off easy. He only fined me t-t-two dollars.

Daffy Duck:
Two dollars? Why that's an outrage! You wait right here. I'll fix it. I'll slap him with a habeas corpuscle. [Goes inside, arguing heard] Oh, he-he, looks like you'll have to cough up another fifty bucks. They slapped us with a reckless driving charge.

Porky Pig:
I t-t-tried to tell you. Oh, d-drat that crazy duck anyhow!

Daffy Duck:
[Get's kicked out] I hope you appreciate what I've done for you.

Porky Pig:
Oooh... Oh, I do, I do. I really do. W-w-wait right here a minute. [laughs evilly]

Daffy Duck:
Now what's he doing in that gifty shoppe? [Porky arrives with a present] Well, what have we got here?

Porky Pig:
Oh, it's j-j-just a little present for you in a-appreciation for all you've done for me.

Daffy Duck:
A present for me? Oh, boy, give me my present! Give me my present, let me see what my present is! Come on, give me my present!

Porky Pig:
Oh, n-n-no. It's a surprise for you. I'll j-just put it in here. [Quickly puts present in trunk] And d-don't you dare peek.

Daffy Duck:
Ooh, I hate not knowing what it is. I think I'll have a little peek. [opens trunk, all the luggage comes flying out; Porky drives off laughing]

Daffy Duck:
Ooh, the dirty double crosser! [sees present] My present. Oh, boy, I wonder what it is? I gotta see! Gotta see! Gotta see! [Opens present; inside is an Acme Hitch-hiker Thumb, approved by AAA; cut to Daffy hitchhiking with fake thumb in the snow] Oh, my aching thumb!