The Emperor's New Groove2000

[After Kuzco fires Yzma, she takes out her anger by using a hammer to smash idol heads of him (provided by Kronk)]

Yzma:
He can't get rid of me that easily! Who does that ungrateful little worm think he is?! Does he- [to Kronk, about a misplaced head] A little to the left. [Kronk nudges the head so Yzma can smash it. She then continues to rant] have any idea of who he's dealing with?! How could he do this to me?! Why, I practically raised him! [Kronk lays down another bust, which Yzma smashes]

Kronk:
Yeah, you'd think he would've turned out better.

Yzma:
[dryly] Yeah. Go figure.

Kronk:
Still, it's kinda better you're taking out your anger on these things instead of the real Kuzco, huh?

Yzma:
[comes to a realization] That's it, Kronk! That's it! I'll get rid of Kuzco! [she grabs Kronk, causing the rest of the busts to smash]

Kronk:
[confused] The real Kuzco?

Yzma:
Of course the real Kuzco! Don't you see? It's perfect! With him out of the way and no heir to the throne, I'll take over and rule the empire! Brrrrilliant!

Kronk:
So, how does that work with you being fired and all?

Yzma:
The only ones who know about that are the three of us, soon to be the two of us.

Kronk:
And I'm one of those two, right?

Yzma:
To the secret lab!

[They move over to two levers]

Yzma:
Pull the lever, Kronk! [Kronk pulls a lever, opening a trap door under Yzma; she falls through] WRONG LEVEEEEEEEEER!!! [splash]

Kronk:
Uh...

Yzma:
[comes out all wet and with a crocodile biting her dress] Why do we even have that lever? [slaps the crocodile which lets go of Yzma's dress and runs away, yipping] Get out of my way!

[Yzma pulls the other lever and she and Kronk land in what is like an amusement park ride]

Ride Voice:
Please remain seated, and keep your arms and legs in at all times.

[Ride speeds up, going through tunnels]

Kronk:
Whoo! Faster, faster! Yzma! Put your hands in the air! Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo!

[Yzma and Kronk arrive in the lab, wearing lab coats and safety goggles, do a high-five, and run to get to work]

Yzma:
Ah, how should I do it? Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea. And then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives, AH HA HA HA, I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!!! It's brilliant, brilliant, BRILLIANT, I tell you! Genius, I say! [She knocks over a beaker of poison onto a plant, and the plants explodes into black, shriveled, then drops quickly, dead] Or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him with this! [picks up the beaker of poison and hands it to Kronk] Take it, Kronk! [laughs] Oh! Feel the power!

Kronk:
[only feeling the beaker] Oh. I can feel it.

Yzma:
Our moment of triumph approaches. [laughs] It's dinnertime!

[Lighting flashes and the scene ends]