To Hare Is Human1956

[first lines]

Bugs Bunny:
[Wile E. has trapped him in a bag] Eh, whatcha got in the bag, Doc?

Wile E. Coyote:
Oh, I say. I'm terribly sorry. One mustn't be rude, even to one's breakfast.

Bugs Bunny:
Breakfast?

Wile E. Coyote:
Permit me to introduce myself. My name is Coyote. Wile E. Coyote, genius.

Bugs Bunny:
Have brain, eh? Hey, that must be very handy at times.

Wile E. Coyote:
Why, yes, it has its advantages. For example, you asked me just now what I had in the bag, and I was supposed to say, "A rabbit," to which you would reply, "What are you going to do with him?" Then I was supposed to say something stupid, which would enable you to get very clever and so on and so on and on. When by this time we both know very well that there is nothing left in the bag.

Bugs Bunny:
[already out of the bag] There isn't? I don't like to disagree with no genius, Doc, but there... but there is.

Wile E. Coyote:
[chuckles] Well...

[looks in the bag; something inside explodes and singes his face]