The Emperor's New Groove

The Emperor's New Groove2000

The Emperor's New Groove is a 2000 animated comedy starring David Spade, John Goodman, Patrick Warburton and Eartha Kitt, with music by Sting and John Debney. The sleeper hit was released by Walt Disney Pictures at the end of the year 2000. more »



[While Kuzco is in a bag, about to go over a very large waterfall]

Kronk's Shoulder Angel:
You're not just gonna let him die like that, are you?

Kronk:
My shoulder angel.

Kronk's Shoulder Devil:
Don't listen to that guy! He's trying to lead you down the "path of righteousness". I'm gonna lead you down the path that rocks!

Kronk's Shoulder Angel:
Ah, come off it!

Kronk's Shoulder Devil:
You come off it!

Kronk's Shoulder Angel:
You!

Kronk's Shoulder Devil:
You!

Kronk's Shoulder Angel:
You!

Kronk's Shoulder Devil:
[smirking] You infinity. [The angel growls in frustration] [to Kronk] Listen up, big guy. I got three good reasons why you should just walk away. Number one: [points at the angel] Look at that guy! He's got that sissy, stringy, music thing.

Kronk's Shoulder Angel:
We've been through this. It's a harp, and you know it.

Kronk's Shoulder Devil:
All right. So, that's a harp... and that's a dress!

Kronk's Shoulder Angel:
Robe!

Kronk's Shoulder Devil:
Reason number two: [does a one-handed handstand] Look what I can do! Ha, ha! Ha!

Kronk:
But, uh, what does that have to do with anything?

Kronk's Shoulder Angel:
No, no, he's got a point.

Kronk:
Listen, you guys. You're starting to confuse me, so, uh, "begone"! Or, uh, you know, however I get rid of you guys.

Kronk's Shoulder Angel and Devil:
That'll work.

[They poof out of existence]

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