Tortoise Wins by a Hare1943

[Bugs is at Cecil's door, disguised as an old man]

Cecil Turtle:
Hello, old timer.

Bugs Bunny:
Hello, Johnny. Tell me, Johnny. How come you always beat that rabbit?

Cecil Turtle:
Clean living, friend. Clean living.

Bugs Bunny:
That ain't the way I heard it, Johnny. The way I heard it, you have a secret way of winning. What is it, huh?

Cecil Turtle:
Well, I'll tell you. The secret is modern design. You know, streamlining. Yup, we turtles are built for racing. [Bugs types on a typewriter hidden on his beard]

Cecil Turtle:
[Pulls out a blueprint of his shell] You can see for yourself, we got an airflow chassis. Yes siree, Pop. An airflow chassis. [Taps his shell] Now take rabbits. They're built all wrong for racing. [Bugs types some more] Those ridiculous ears. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Wind resistance, son. Just wind resistance [Bugs types some more, then Cecil resets the typewriter for him; He closes the door, then comes back out again] Another thing: rabbits aren't very bright, either. [Closes door]

Bugs Bunny:
Oh, that little so-and-so!

Mrs. Turtle:
Who was it, Cece?

Cecil Turtle:
Well, sweetie face, it was that rabbit again. I think he's about ready for another race.