Trail of the Pink Panther1982

Hotel Clerk:
[Clouseau rings the bell for service] Yes?

Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
Do you have for me the 'massage'?

Hotel Clerk:
Oh. You want a massage, ey?

Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
If you have one for me, yes.

Hotel Clerk:
Here. Why don't you try Tokyo Lil at the end of the block. Ask for Passionflower Shirley, the Yokohama Butterfly.

Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
And why should I do that?

Hotel Clerk:
Well, you want a massage, don't you?

Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
Yes, but I want it from you.

Hotel Clerk:
Sir, I don't give massages.

Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
But you gave me one early this morning.

Hotel Clerk:
Sir, you're mistaken.

Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
Look! Don't you try the tricks anglais with me, Monsieur. I receieved a 'massage' this morning from Inspector Quinlan of the Yard of Scotland.

Hotel Clerk:
The massage!

Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
And it was you that gave it to me.

Hotel Clerk:
Message.

Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
What?

Hotel Clerk:
You mean message.

Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
Look, I know what I mean, you lunatic. Now do you, or do you not have for me, the 'massage'?

Hotel Clerk:
No, Sir. For you, there is no massage.