Trainwreck2015

Steven:
[whispering] Amy, is that wine in a box?

Amy:
Mhmm. I have red too.

Guy in Back of Theater:
What the f***, is this guy ever going to shut up?

Amy:
[drunkenly] Please watch the movie.

Steven:
[whispering] Please stop. No, that's not right, don't do this to me.

Amy:
Why is he yelling?

Steven:
Listen, you always do this to me. You show up to these places, you put me in a situation... I'm a big guy - everybody wants to fight the big guy.

Amy:
Yeah you are!

Guy in Back of Theater:
Hey, Mark Wahlberg. Shut your b*tch up.

Steven:
Mar... Mark Wahlberg? Me?

Guy in Back of Theater:
Who else looks like Mark Wahlberg? Your girl?

Steven:
Mark Wahlberg is like 150 pounds! I'm 250 lean - I look like Mark Wahlberg *ate* Mark Wahlberg!

Guy in Back of Theater:
Your muscles aren't the f***in' problem; it's your yapping girlfriend!

Amy:
[to Steven] Just say "f*** you".

Steven:
I will *f**** you! Alright? I will enter you!

Guy in Back of Theater:
You're... you're gonna enter me? Did you hear what he said?

Amy:
What are you talking about right now?

Steven:
I'm just trying to intimidate him.

Amy:
You're just talking about raping him.

Guy in Back of Theater:
You're not about that life, champ. I can see it.

Steven:
Oh, I am about that life. No no no, I will get *crazy* up in here! You like movies? We'll make a movie! We'll make "Mama Say Knock You Out" starring my fist and your dick hole!

Guy in Back of Theater:
Oh, sh*t. What the f*** is wrong with this dude?

Woman in Back of Theater:
He wants you.

Amy:
Babe, your threats. I'm telling you, they're super gay.

Steven:
Too sexual?