Epic Movie2007

Ashton Kutcher look-a-like:
Yes! (jumps in with camera crew) Yes! You just got Punk'd! Yes! Yes! Yeah, he did it! He did it! C'mere, say it to the camera! Say it to the camera, c'mon, say it right there! (Edward stutters) Say it!

Edward:
I-I just--I just got Punk'd.

Ashton Kutcher look-alike:
Ah! Schwow!

(Change to "Punk'd"-like skit)

Ashton Kutcher look-alike:
(making exaggerated moves mocking Ashton Kutcher's "Punk'd" skits) Yeah! We just Punk'd Edward! Schwow! Schwow! Yeah! That was awesome! Yeah! Yes! This thing, up here, it's all me, baby! The trucker hat! That's awesome! I did it! You love it! You'll take it! Punk'd him!

(Change back to previous scene)

Ashton Kutcher look-alike:
*(gibbering excitedly still over the joke) Oh, my gosh, that was really funny! Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! (continues gibbering)

Edward:
(yelling in fury) Dude, you are so annoying! (Punches Ashton, knocking him down and shutting him up)

Ashton Kutcher look-alike:
(gets up after a few seconds, resuming his gibberish and his crazy movements) But, oh, my gosh! That was really funny! (continues gibbering)

Edward:
(keeps punching him; Ashton replies with a "Schwow!" with every punch, until Ashton falls over) Candy-ass trucker hat!

Ashton Kutcher look-alike:
(flicks snow up at Edward in a childish manner) Schwow! Schwow....