Elvis2005

Elvis Presley:
Colonel, I want to talk to you about West Side Story.

Colonel Tom Parker:
Have a seat.

Elvis Presley:
It's a big classic film, and they want me for the lead. I can act the hell out of it, Colonel.

Colonel Tom Parker:
Have you seen the shooting schedule? Six months, we can make five films at that time.

Elvis Presley:
But it's a chance to doing something special, something really good.

Colonel Tom Parker:
Elvis, let me give you a lesson on economics.

[Elvis sighs with disappointment.]

Colonel Tom Parker:
G.I. Blues, your first movie back, one of those lame musicals you grap about. A Blockbuster, made us millions. Your second movie, Flaming Star, an ambitious drama, well reviewed, made zilch. What does that tell you?

Elvis Presley:
Why don't you tell me, you're chomping at the bit.