Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex*1972

Victor Shakapopulis:
Doctor, I read a statement you made that, uh, you felt that the average length of a man's penis should be nineteen inches. Doesn't that seem a little long?

Dr. Bernardo:
Long? My friend, I'm making discoveries you wouldn't dream of.

Victor Shakapopulis:
Yes I know, but nineteen inches. I mean that's-...

Dr. Bernardo:
Does it sound mad? That's what they called me at Masters of Johnsons Clinic, mad. Because I had visions of explorations in sexual areas undreamed of by lesser human beings. It was I who first discovered how to make a man impotent by hiding his hat. I was the first one to explain the connection between excessive masturbation and entering politics. It was I who first said that the clitoral orgasm should not be only for women! They ridiculed me, said I was mad, haha! But I showed them. They threw me out of Masters of Johnson, no severance but, and I had it coming. But I showed them!

Victor Shakapopulis:
Are we having dessert?