Van Stone: Tour of Duty2006

The Hawk:
Officer on deck!

Lt. Perry:
That's not necessary, son.

The Hawk:
Aye-aye, sir.

Lt. Perry:
Please, you don't have to do that. You're not in the Army.

The Hawk:
Well, I'm not "in the Army" in the Army. But "I'm in the Army."

Lt. Perry:
No, you're not.

The Hawk:
Well, not officially. But kinda... Right?

Lt. Perry:
No, not at all.

The Hawk:
So, if I'm not in the Army... How did I defuse this explosive device?

Lt. Perry:
Sergeant! Fire in the hole!