Van Wilder 2: The Rise of Taj

     

Van Wilder 2: The Rise of Taj2006

Stars: Kal Penn, Lauren Cohan, Daniel Percival, Glen Barry
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Rating: R
Runtime: 97 minutes



Taj:
Simon?

Simon:
I have... I have a problem.

Taj:
[to the other guys] Oh, my God, he's talking. Well, Simon, whatever you problem is, we're your friends, you can tell us.

Simon:
Well, you wee, it's to do with the size of my piddler.

Taj:
Your... Oh. Well, you know, it's an understood fact that a man's piddler is... Appears smaller to himself than it is in real life.

Simon:
Well, you see, that's what I'm afraid of. 'Cause according to me it has some 11 inches.

Taj:
Come again? Figuratively.

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