Virgin Territory2007

Tindaro:
[while marrying Gerbino and Pampinea] Pampinea... have you taken a bath?

Pampinea:
I have taken a bath this day, father.

Tindaro:
Witnesses of this holy matrimony, this woman come pure in both body and soul... Now, Gerbino Della Ratta, have you taken a bath.

Gerbino:
Yes.

Tindaro:
When?

Gerbino:
I have taken a bath!

Tindaro:
Are you sure? Downstairs? In between your legs?

Gerbino:
WHAT?

Tindaro:
Show me you hands...

Gerbino:
This is ridiculous! [shows his hands]

Tindaro:
Uggh! You have dirt in your fingernails!

Gerbino:
So, what's wrong?

Tindaro:
Now I can't really say "Witness of this holy matrimony, this man comes with pure body and soul, but with dirty fingernails", now can I?

Gerbino:
[goes to the fountain, washing his hands, goes back to Pampinea and Tindaro, waves hand at Tindaros face] Happy? [Tindaro nods]

Pampinea:
[to Gerbino] He was trying to help...

Tindaro:
Yeah, exactly...