When Louis Met... Chris Eubank2002

[a weekday morning in the Eubank household. Karron is busy getting the children ready for school while Chris irons his clothes instead of helping out. Later, Louis is outside with Chris, who is playing with his little scooter]

Louis Theroux:
Karron seems lovely, by the way. I don't know how she puts up with you, though.

Chris Eubank:
Why? I mean, have you seen me unbehaving in any way untoward?

Louis Theroux:
Certainly not rudely, but as you were saying, a bit like a child.

Chris Eubank:
A bit like a child in regards to...?

Louis Theroux:
It just seems to me... Karron has quite a lot on her plate with four children plus number five.

Chris Eubank:
The fifth child, yeah. Let me tell you, words cannot... I mean, look...

Louis Theroux:
Words cannot, what?

Chris Eubank:
I can't describe to you... I can't emphasise how hard it is.

Louis Theroux:
For her?

Chris Eubank:
For her, as a mother.

Louis Theroux:
You do your best, though. You help out, don't you?

Chris Eubank:
Of course I help out, but um... it's uh... it's absolutely... It's mad. The schedule she has to keep, I mean, it's just, you understand, it's nonstop and it is constant.

Louis Theroux:
What's she getting out of it, then?

Chris Eubank:
Oh, she's a... she's a mother.

Louis Theroux:
No, but out of her relationship with you, Chris. I mean, no offence, but I'm just getting your take on it.

Chris Eubank:
I'm her husband, she's my wife, we are together, we are in love. We love each other, we are in love. I fancy her. I fancy her.

Louis Theroux:
No, but what's *she*, I said, not what you are getting out of it.

Chris Eubank:
Well, I would hope she fancies me too!

Louis Theroux:
Yeah, mutual attraction and... she doesn't, ultimately, she doesn't mind too much having to be the one keeping the organisational end of things together?

Chris Eubank:
There is no other way, I mean, as you'll see with this week her I'm going to be in London, probably constantly doing functions which you will see... I'm away working. The cruel, um, or the wonderful scenario that fate has given to women is she's not only a mother, she's a parent. She's my woman. She's my wife.

Louis Theroux:
Together forever.

Chris Eubank:
I'm not speaking for men in general, I'm speaking for me. It is physically impossible for me to do what she does. Karron loses me. I couldn't do what she does.

Louis Theroux:
I believe you. You don't do it!

Chris Eubank:
No, I don't, I can't. I'm not able.