When Louis Met... Jimmy2000

[Louis goes to meet Jimmy Savile at his penthouse flat in Leeds]

Jimmy Savile:
[peering through his front door letterbox] Hello? Who is it?

Louis Theroux:
[kneeling down to look through the letterbox] Jimmy, how's it going? Can we come in?

Jimmy Savile:
I don't believe you exist.

[he opens the door]

Louis Theroux:
[shaking hands with Jimmy] How's it going? Good to meet you.

Jimmy Savile:
You're better looking than me, you'll have to go. Anybody better looking than me, that's it. Step this way.

Louis Theroux:
How you feeling?

Jimmy Savile:
Regularly. How are you?

Louis Theroux:
Not too bad.

Jimmy Savile:
Marvelous. I'm like a butcher's dog, as it happens, and there's nothing more fitter and stronger than a butcher's dog. All the scraps, all the bones, all the hair... Mmm! That's it.