When Louis Met... The Hamiltons2001

Louis Theroux:
In a strange way, because the accusations are so bizarre, they may end up helping this weird brand that you've evolved.

Christine Hamilton:
Oh, Louis. Brand. You talk to us about a weird brand, you're the weird brand.

Louis Theroux:
Do you know what I mean though?

Neil Hamilton:
Well, you've made weirdness into an artform.

Louis Theroux:
No, because the bankruptcy and the Al Fayed thing, that's a bit sort of...

Christine Hamilton:
It's old hat now.

Louis Theroux:
It was old hat and it was sort of... And even I, when we were doing this, was like "Well, they are interesting, they've got an interesting relationship but all the scandal's a bit pass?." And this, this does... I mean, I don't think most people will believe it but they will think "Ooh, there's something a bit interesting about them, they're an intriguing couple..."

Christine Hamilton:
[bending down and looking at Louis - who is seated - straight in the eye] Do you think, Louis, that you have invested in, what's the word, invented all this, for the purposes of your documentary?

Neil Hamilton:
Oh, that's a point, isn't it? I never thought of that. This is the real conspiracy.

Christine Hamilton:
You're just saying, basically...

Neil Hamilton:
You're behind this.

Christine Hamilton:
In shorthand, you were saying the Hamiltons were getting a bit boring because all the allegations are old hat. And suddenly we've got this and here you are... [she points a finger at him]

Louis Theroux:
Do you think I've invented it, is that what you're asking?

Christine Hamilton:
Now, I'm not sure.