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Carmen:
I have an idea: let's play a game.

Geralt of Rivia:
[drunk] Hmm...

Shani:
It's a brilliant idea!

Dandelion:
I never turn down Carmen when she proposes a game.

Geralt of Rivia:
What game?

Carmen:
Truth or dare.

Dandelion:
Oo... like sexual dares?

Carmen:
Relax, Dandelion, no. Let's say you'd have to steal something from the old lady's cupboard downstairs.

Dandelion:
All right, I'll start. Shani, remember when I walked in on you and Geralt in Oxenfurt...

Geralt of Rivia:
Dandelion, don't go there...

Shani:
Unfair. I can't anger the old lady. She'll throw me out!

Geralt of Rivia:
Then you must tell the truth...

Dandelion:
How did you and Geralt end up in such a compromising position?

Shani:
Umm... professional curiosity. I was researching the influence of mutagens on a witcher's physical condition. I admit I found no defects. Speaking of which, you could use some exercise, Dandelion. It's good for your health.

Geralt of Rivia:
Ahem...

Carmen:
Sweetie, you clearly don't know Dandelion that well. They don't call him 'the tongue of the North' for no reason.