Wind Chill2007

Girl:
The next gas station you see, do me a favor and pull over, I gotta pee.

Guy:
Yeah, okay, I'll keep my eyes peeled.

[Girl gives him a look]

Guy:
What?

Girl:
It's that phrase, keeping your eyes peeled. It's just kinda creepy.

Guy:
Yeah, it is, sorta.

Girl:
Yeah?

Guy:
Yeah. Speaking of uh, peeling eyeballs. Did you know that's how they do the corrective eye surgery?

Girl:
Yeah, they use a laser.

Guy:
Yeah, they do, but there's also peeling involved.

[Girl looks at him]

Guy:
I saw it on Discovery Health. You know if more people knew about the whole peeling part, they might think twice before going under the knife.

Girl:
It's a laser. They use a laser.

[pause]

Girl:
I'm having corrective eye surgery over the break.

Guy:
Why?

Girl:
Because I hate wearing my glasses, okay?

Guy:
But they look so good on you.

Girl:
How would you know? I never wear them outside my dorm.

Guy:
Hey, here's your gas station.