Frozen2013

[Anna staggers up to the porch of a cabin in the woods, her dress very stiff after falling in a creek. She knocks some snow off the sign]

Anna:
"Wandering Oaken's Trading Post." [some more snow falls off the little sign below it] Ooh! "And Sauna!"

[Anna enters the trading post. The wind blows the door shut behind her]

Oaken:
Hoo-hoo! Big summer blowout. Half off swimming suits, clogs, and a sun balm of my own invention, ja?

Anna:
[a little fazed] Oh, great. For now, um, how about boots? Winter boots. And dresses?

Oaken:
That vould be in our vinter department. [Anna sees that the winter department shelves have practically next to nothing on them]

Anna:
Oh... [picks out a pair of boots and a dress] Um, I was just wondering, has another young woman, the Queen perhaps, I don't know, passed through here?

Oaken:
Only one crazy enough to be out in this storm is you, dear. [The door opens and Kristoff staggers inside, completely bundled up and covered in snow from head to toe] ...You and this fellow? Hoo-hoo! [holds up his sun balm] Big summer blowout! [Kristoff steps towards Anna, who nervously leans back]

Kristoff:
Carrots.

Anna:
Huh?

Kristoff:
Behind you!

Anna:
Oh, right! Excuse me. [She moves aside so Kristoff can grab some carrots from a shelf below the counter]

Oaken:
Oooh, a real howler in July, yes? Vherever could it be coming from?

Kristoff:
The North Mountain. [As he says this, he picks up a rope and an axe from the winter department shelves]

Anna:
The North Mountain? [Kristoff places his supplies down on the desk]

Oaken:
That'll be forty.

Kristoff:
Forty?! No, ten!

Oaken:
Oh, dear, that is no good. See, this is from our vinter stock, vhere the supply and demand have a big problem.

Kristoff:
You want to talk about a supply and demand problem? I sell ice for a living! [Anna looks at his sled parked outside, loaded with ice blocks]

Anna:
Ooh, that is a rough business to be in right now! I mean, that is really-- [notices that Kristoff is staring down at her; Anna clears her throat, nervously] That's unfortunate.

Oaken:
Still forty, but I vill throw in a visit to Oaken's Sauna! [He gestures to the family currently occupying the sauna] Hoo-hoo! Hi, family!

Sauna Family:
Hoo-hoo!

Kristoff:
Ten's all I've got! Help me out!

Oaken:
Okay. [He positions the carrots in front of the other supplies] Ten vill get you this, and no more.

Anna:
[to Kristoff] OK, just tell me one thing: What was happening on the North Mountain? Did it seem... magical?

Kristoff:
[Removes his scarf, exasperated] YES! Now back up... while I deal with this crook here! [Oaken stands up, revealing that he's mad, and he's also very tall]

Oaken:
Vhat did you call me?

[Cuts to Oaken carrying Kristoff outside]

Kristoff:
Okay, okay, I'm out! [Oaken throws him about ten feet through the air] WHOOOOA!!!

Oaken:
Bye-bye! [Slams the door. Sven rushes up to Kristoff, begging for carrots]

Kristoff:
No, Sven, I didn't get your carrots. [Sven pouts] But I did find us a place to sleep, and it's free! [The camera pans to the stable immediately adjacent to the store. Meanwhile, back inside]

Oaken:
[to Anna] I'm sorry about this violence. I vill add a quart of lutefisk so we have good feelings. [He gives Anna a jar of pickled lutefisk] Just the outfit and the boots, ja?