The Gods Must Be Crazy1980

Mpudi:
You gonna look like that forever?

Mr. Steyn:
Like what?

Mpudi:
Like Jack Hind is better than you.

Mr. Steyn:
No, I'm going to talk to her.

Mpudi:
Tell her you were the big hero.

Mr. Steyn:
No, I can't do that. But I do want to talk to her. I'll tell her. I'll say, "Look, Miss Thompson. I know you think I'm an idiot but normally I'm quite normal. It's only when I'm in the presence of a lady that I... It's really just an interesting psychological phenomenon. If a man who is susceptible to a type of para-Freudian syndrome like this encounters a nubile female, what happens?"

Mpudi:
I suppose another big word happens.

Mr. Steyn:
Too erudite?

Mpudi:
Yeah, whatever that means.

Mr. Steyn:
Okay. I'll put it more simply. I'll say: "Look, Miss Thompson. Kate. Kate. It's really only an interesting psychological phenomenon." She'll understand that bit. She's a schoolteacher. Ill say, "When there's no lady present. I can catch an insect without hurting it." If she knew me better, she'd see I'm not a stumblebum. I need is a little practise. If I--

Mpudi:
Wait for me. You need moral support.