Guardians of the Galaxy2014

Gamora:
We have to stop Ronan.

Rocket Raccoon:
How?

Peter Quill:
I have a plan.

Rocket Raccoon:
You've got a plan? Okay, first of all, you're copying me from when I said I had a plan.

Peter Quill:
I'm not copying you, I have a plan - that's not that unique of a thing to say.

Rocket Raccoon:
And secondly, I don't think you even have a plan.

Peter Quill:
I have... part of a plan.

Drax the Destroyer:
What percentage of a plan do you have?

Gamora:
You don't get to ask after the nonsense you pulled on Knowhere!

Drax the Destroyer:
I just saved Quill!

Peter Quill:
We've already established that you destroying the ship I'm on is not saving me!

Drax the Destroyer:
When did we establish that?

Peter Quill:
Like three seconds ago!

Drax the Destroyer:
Well, I wasn't listening then. I was thinking of something else.

Gamora:
[frustrated.] Oh!

Rocket Raccoon:
[to Drax.] She's right, you don't get a opinion. [to Quill.] What percentage?

Peter Quill:
I dunno... Twelve percent?

Rocket Raccoon:
Twelve percent? [Rocket breaks into raucous laughter]

Peter Quill:
That's a fake laugh.

Rocket Raccoon:
It's real!

Peter Quill:
Totally fake!

Rocket Raccoon:
That is the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh of my entire life, because that is not a plan!

Gamora:
It's barely a concept.

Peter Quill:
You're taking their side?

Groot:
I am Groot.

Rocket Raccoon:
So what, "It's better than eleven percent!" What the hell does that have to do with anything?

Peter Quill:
[To Groot] Thank you Groot! Thank you! See? Groot is the only one of you who has a clue. [Groot starts eating leaf on his shoulder]