The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy2005

[Arthur is flying the escape pod]

Arthur Dent:
Ford? Ford! Help here!

Ford:
Um...let's push this button here!

[Pushes button]

[Screen displays "Do not press this button again"]

Arthur:
Uh, no! no no no no no!

Ford:
How about...this?

[Pushes another button]

[Steering wheel pops up]

Arthur:
Ah! there we go, Good man! Good man!

Zaphod:
You forgot you towel. [puts towel over Arthur's eyes]

Arthur:
NOOO get him off me! I'll kill him, I'll kill him! Okay, Ford, there's uh, could you...

[Points]

Ford:
You mean that?

Arthur:
No, that's not it, that makes it worse!

[Display beeps]

Ford:
No? No. Um...

[Pushes another button, windshield wipers activate]

Arthur:
No, I don't need that, I don't need that! Could you stop the rocket? Okay Marvin, any ideas?

Marvin:
I have a million ideas, they all point to certain death.

Arthur:
[dripping with sarcasm] Thanks very much Marv.