Hot Fuzz2007

[after arresting Peter Cocker for shoplifting, he takes him back to the station]

Sergeant Tony Fisher:
Impressive Collar. Shame Mr. Skinner doesn't wanna press charges.

Nicholas Angel:
What do you mean, he doesn't wanna press charges?

Simon Skinner:
[suddenly appears and starts offering the cookies that Peter stole to the police staff] I'm simply suggesting that young Peter be given a second chance, before he becomes just another crime statistic. I'm sure he's going to learn a valuable lesson.

Sergeant Tony Fisher:
Stealing biscuits is... wrong?

Simon Skinner:
[offering him a cookie] Correct.

Sergeant Tony Fisher:
[eagerly] Oh, thanks!

Nicholas Angel:
And yet we respond by not taking a single punitive measure?

Simon Skinner:
[smiling with ill-concealed sarcasm] Well, that's the way the cookie crumbles.

Sergeant Tony Fisher:
[chuckles childishly whilst scoffing a cookie] It's like the biscuits, isn't it? [chuckles]

Nicholas Angel:
Mr. Skinner--

Frank Butterman:
Is everything all right?

Nicholas Angel:
Well sir, Mr. Skinner feels that it would be better not to prosecute an individual who has committed a blatant offence.

Frank Butterman:
[whilst eating dessert] Leave this with me. I'll make sure everyone gets their just desserts.

Music Cue:
Oh no!