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Roy Porter:
Oh come, come Sergeant!

Nicholas Angel:
You should be ashamed! Calling yourself a community that cares!

James Reaper:
Oh, but we do care Nicholas!

Joyce Cooper:
It's all about the greater good!

NWA Members:
[echoing in agreement] The greater good...

Nicholas Angel:
How can this be for the greater good?

NWA Members:
[echoing] The greater good...

Simon Skinner:
You see, much as I enjoyed your wild theories Sergeant, the truth is far less complex. Blower's fate was simply the result of his being... an appalling actor.

NWA Members:
[echoing] Appalling...

Nicholas Angel:
You murdered him for that?

Simon Skinner:
Well, he murdered Bill Shakespeare.

Nicholas Angel:
What? ...Oh.

James Reaper:
The dramatic society is an important feather in our cap.

Dr. Robin Htahcer:
We couldn't let Blower jeopardize that. Not when we had two semi-professionals waiting in the wings.

Simon Skinner:
Let's not forget that Greg was an extra in Straw Dogs and Sherry protrayed a cadaver in Prime Suspect.

Nicholas Angel:
Yes, I know!

Annette Roper:
Martin Blower was less concerned with the reputation of the village than he was with his sordid affair with Eve Draper!

Nicholas Angel:
So Eve deserved to die too?

Dr. Robin Hatcher:
Well, she did have a very annoying laugh.

NWA Members:
[echoing] Annoying...

Nicholas Angel:
George Merchant?

Simon Skinner:
He had an awful house.

NWA Members:
[echoing] Awful...

Roy Porter:
We begged him in vain to make his residence more in keeping with the village's rustic aesthetic.

Nicholas Angel:
And Tim Messenger? What was his crime?

Simon Skinner:
Tim Messenger's tenure as editor of the "Sandford Citizen" has been unbearable!

James Reaper:
Our once great paper had become riddled with tabloid journalism! Not to mention persistent errors!

Roy Porter:
He listed her age as 55!

Mary Porter:
When actually I'm 53!

Nicholas Angel:
What about Leslie Tiller, one of your own? Her horticultural expertise helped put Sandford on the map!

Joyce Cooper:
Oh, she was ever so good...!

Simon Skinner:
Cousin Leslie was a terrible shame...but it seems she was set on moving away.

Tom Weaver:
We couldn't have her sharing her green fingers with anyone else...

Reverend Phillip Shooter:
Not least those heathens at Buford Abbey!

Dr. Robin Hatcher:
If we can't have her, no one can.

Nicholas Angel:
How can this be for the greater good?

NWA Members:
[echoing] The greater good...

Nicholas Angel:
SHUT IT! These people died for no reason! No reason whatsoever!

Inspector Frank Butterman:
I wouldn't say that. [Nicholas turns to see Frank dressed in similar attire to the NWA members and is shocked] Hello Nicholas. I was like you once. I believed in the immutable word of the law. That is until the night Mrs. Butterman was taken from me. You see, no one loved Sandford more than her. She was head of the Women's Institute, chair of the Floral Committee. When they started the Village of the Year Contest, she worked around the clock. I'd never seen such dedication. But on the eve of the adjudicator's arrival, some travelers moved into Calahoo Park, and before you could say gypsy scum we were knee deep in dog muck, thieving kids and crusty jugglers.

NWA Members:
[echoing] Crusty jugglers...

Inspector Frank Butterman:
We lost the title, and Irene lost her mind. She drove her Datsun Cherry into Sandford Gorge... and from that moment on, I swore that I would do her proud and whatever the cost, we would make Sandford great again.

Nicholas Angel:
Sir, this doesn't make any sense.

Inspector Frank Butterman:
The adjudicators arrive tomorrow. We had to get everything ready.

Nicholas Angel:
[disgusted] Are you saying this is all about winning the Best Village award?

Inspector Frank Butterman:
This is the Best Village, Nicholas. You've seen the people. They're happy. Contented.

Nicholas Angel:
They're living in a dream world!

Inspector Frank Butterman:
Sergeant Popwell thought much the same as you. I'm disappointed you can't see the bigger picture.

Nicholas Angel:
Well I'm happy to disappoint you, sir! You're going to have to come with me, you are all going to have to come with me.

Inspector Frank Butterman:
No Nicholas, I'm afraid it is you who is going to have to come with us...