How to Train Your Dragon2010

[Hiccup returns home after failing to kill the Night Fury. He tries to sneak up to his bedroom, but Stoick hears him]

Stoick:
Hiccup...

Hiccup:
Dad! Uh, I have to talk to you, Dad.

Stoick:
I need to speak with you too, son.

[They both take deep breaths and speak at once.]

Hiccup/Stoick:
I've decided I don't want to fight dragons./I think it's time you learned to fight dragons. [beat] What?

Stoick:
Uh, you go first.

Hiccup:
No, no, you go first.

Stoick:
Alright. [takes another deep breath] You get your wish. Dragon Training. You start in the morning.

Hiccup:
[panicky] Oh man, I should have gone first! Uh, 'cause I was thinking... You know, we have a surplus of dragon-fighting Vikings. But do we have enough... bread-making Vikings? Or small home repair Vikings?

Stoick:
[not paying attention; drops a large battle axe into Hiccup's arms] You'll need this.

Hiccup:
[nervously] I... don't wanna fight dragons.

Stoick:
[chuckles] Oh, come on, yes, you do.

Hiccup:
Rephrase: Dad, I can't kill dragons!

Stoick:
But you will kill dragons!

Hiccup:
No... I'm really very extra sure that I won't.

Stoick:
It's time, Hiccup...

Hiccup:
[desperately] Can you not hear me?!

Stoick:
This is serious, son. [takes the axe from Hiccup] When you carry this axe, [returns the axe] you carry all of us with you. Which means you walk like us, you talk like us, you think like us. No more... [gestures to Hiccup] this.

Hiccup:
[rolls his eyes] You just gestured to all of me.

Stoick:
Deal?

Hiccup:
This conversation is feeling very one-sided...

Stoick:
Deal?

Hiccup:
[sighs, giving in] Deal.