How to Train Your Dragon2010

Stoick:
You've been keeping secrets.

Hiccup:
I-I have?

Stoick:
Just how long did you think you could hide it?

Hiccup:
I-I don't know what you're...

Stoick:
Nothing happens on this island without me hearing about it.

Hiccup:
Oh?

Stoick:
[gravely] So... let's talk... about that dragon.

Hiccup:
Oh, gods... Dad, I'm so sorry, I-I was going to tell you, I just didn't know how to... [Stoick suddenly laughs heartily; Hiccup nervously laughs along] You're... you're not upset?

Stoick:
[still heartily] WHAT?! I was hoping for this!

Hiccup:
[confused] Uh... You were?

Stoick:
And believe me, it only gets better! Just wait 'til you spill a Nadder's guts for the first time, and mount your first Gronckle head on a spear. [Pushes Hiccup in compassion and Hiccup falls down] WHAT A FEELING! You really had me going there, son! [Hiccup gets up] All those years of the worst Viking Berk has ever seen! [To the sky] Odin, it was rough. [To Hiccup] I almost gave up on you, and all the while, you were holding out on me! [Extremely joyous] OH, THOR ALMIGHTY! [Calms down] Oh! With you doing so well in the ring... [Sits down and scooches closer to Hiccup] we finally have something to talk about.