In the Loop2009

Malcolm Tucker:
I've just come from a briefing with a nine year old child.

Linton Barwick:
Oh, you're talking about A.J. He's one of our top guys. He's one of our brightest and best.

Malcolm Tucker:
Yeah, well his briefing notes were written in Alphabetti Spaghetti. When I left I nearly tripped over his f***ing umbilical cord.

Linton Barwick:
Well I'm sorry that it troubles you that our people achieve excellence at such an early age. But can we just move on to what's really important? Now I understand that your Prime Minister has asked you to supply us with some, let's say "fresh", British Intelligence, is that true?

Malcolm Tucker:
Yeah, apparently your f***ing master race of highly-gifted toddlers can't get the job done...

Linton Barwick:
All right.

Malcolm Tucker:
...between breast feeds and playing with their Power Rangers, so an actual grown-up has been asked to f***ing bail you out.