Jarhead2005

Staff Sergeant Fitch:
You are no longer black, or brown, or yellow, or red. You are now Green! You are light green or dark green! Do you understand?

Recruits:
Sir, yes, sir!

Staff Sergeant Fitch:
Swofford.

Swofford:
Sir, yes, sir!

Staff Sergeant Fitch:
You the maggot whose father served in Vietnam?

Swofford:
Sir, yes, sir!

Staff Sergeant Fitch:
Outstanding! Did he have the balls to die there?

Swofford:
Sir, no, sir.

Staff Sergeant Fitch:
Too f***ing bad! Did he ever talk about it?

Swofford:
Sir, only once, sir.

Staff Sergeant Fitch:
Good! then he wasn't lying! Are you eyeballing me with those baby blues? Are you?!

Swofford:
Sir, no, sir!

Staff Sergeant Fitch:
Are you in love with me, Swofford?

Swofford:
Sir, no, sir!

Staff Sergeant Fitch:
Oh, you don't think I look good in my uniform, Swofford?

Swofford:
Sir, the Drill Instructor looks fabulous in his uniform, sir!

Staff Sergeant Fitch:
Oh, so you're gay then. You love me, huh?

Swofford:
Sir, I'm not gay, sir!

Staff Sergeant Fitch:
Do you have a girlfriend, Swofford?

Swofford:
Sir, yes, sir!

Staff Sergeant Fitch:
Guess again, motherf***er! Jody's banging her right now. Get on your face and give me 25 for every time she gets f***ed this month. Down on your face!

Swofford:
It was shortly after meeting drill instructor Fitch that I realized that joining the Marine Corps might have been a bad decision.