Jennifer's Body2009

Chip:
[after Jennifer attacked him] She can fly?

Needy Lesnicky:
She's just hovering... it's not that impressive.

Jennifer Check:
God, do you have to undermine everything I do? You are such a player hater.

Needy Lesnicky:
You're a jerk.

Jennifer Check:
Wow, nice comeback, Hannah Montana. Got any more harsh digs?

Needy Lesnicky:
You know what? You were never a good friend. Even when we were little you used to steal my toys, and pour lemonade on my bed.

Jennifer Check:
And now I'm eating your boyfriend. See? At least I'm consistent.

Needy Lesnicky:
Why do you need him? Huh? you can have anybody that you want, Jennifer. So... why Chip? Is it just to tick me off? Or is it just because you're just really insecure?

Jennifer Check:
I am not insecure, Needy. God that was a joke, how could I ever be insecure? I was the snowflake queen!

Needy Lesnicky:
Yeah, two years ago when you were socially relevant.

Jennifer Check:
I am still socially relevant.

Needy Lesnicky:
And when you didnt need laxatives to stay skinny.

Jennifer Check:
I am going... to eat your soul... and SH*T it OUT Lesnicky!

Needy Lesnicky:
I thought you only murdered boys.

Jennifer Check:
I go both ways.