The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle2000

[first lines of the film]

Narrator:
[over stock footage of various historical events in a parody of a newsreel] 1964, a crucial moment in American history - Lyndon Johnson is re-elected to the presidency by a landslide, the New York World's Fair introduces a bright new future... [scene cuts to show Bullwinkle pull Rocky from his hat] And after 5 scintillating years on the air...

Bullwinkle J. Moose:
Presto!

Narrator:
...The Rocky & Bullwinkle Show is abruptly cancelled.

Rocky and Bullwinkle:
[shocked] Cancelled!? [pulled off screen to the right by a vaudeville hook as two janitors come by to clean up the mess]

Narrator:
Sorry about that, boys. [screen cuts to a card reading "TODAY", followed by shots of more recent live-action footage] A lot has changed in 35 years. Velcro has replaced the zipper, sneakers have lights on them, the Cold War is over, and The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show is still cancelled. [newsreel ends as a hobo yawns and exits the theater, cut to Frostbite Falls, Minnesota where things are looking lively with the locals] Frostbite Falls, Minnesota, once the beloved home of Rocky and Bullwinkle had been a thriving cartoon town. [crossfade to a "third-world country version" of Frostbite Falls] Now, it was crippled by year's of reruns.