The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle2000

Cappy von Trapment:
COME HERE!

[Cappy's shout made Bullwinkle jump, and he walks over to Cappy]

Bullwinkle:
At least one thing hasn't changed. TV's as good as ever.

Cappy von Trapment:
[taking his headphones off] Bullwinkle, allow me to be frank.

Bullwinkle:
Okay, Frank, allow me to be Bullwinkle.

Cappy von Trapment:
[shaking Bullwinkle's hand] I'm Cappy Von Trapment, FBI.

Bullwinkle:
I thought you said your name was Frank.

Cappy von Trapment:
Shut up, Bullwinkle!

Bullwinkle:
Okay, Frank.

Cappy von Trapment:
As we speak, 99% of the country is slobbering in front of the television.

Bullwinkle:
What's so strange about that?

Cappy von Trapment:
Listen to me! We haven't heard from Karen. I think she and Rocky are in terrible danger. Let's get you to New York!

Bullwinkle:
I thought this was New York.

Cappy von Trapment:
No, Bullwinkle, that's Washington out there! THAT'S WASHINGTON!

Bullwinkle:
[looking at President Signoff] Really? Where's that little white wig he always wears?

Cappy von Trapment:
[annoyed] Oh, it's no use.